It’s Official
May 27, 2008 at 9:12 pm | In Day to Day | 3 CommentsAhhhh . . . imagine you’re me. I’m at the pool, lounging on a chaise. Because of my new dedication to working out, I’m wearing a size 4 bathing suit. My sunglasses are perched on my head, a magazine is in my hand, and I’m sipping some lemonade. My sunscreen is spread evenly, assuring me that I will not look like an old leather shoe by the time I’m 35. The sound of giggling comes from my children as they play at the edge of the kiddie pool. The lifeguard is attentively watching them, leaving me free to gaze at my magazine for long moments.
Eeerrrrrrrr.
Um, no. Let’s talk reality. I’m at the pool, that part is true. But my bathing suit is a size 8, dated from two summers ago. The bum on it sags a little. Or maybe that’s just my bum sagging. My sunglasses are lost at the bottom of the diaper bag, or maybe I forgot them in favor of a tupperware container full of goldfish crackers? The only fluid I have consists of the apple juice in one sippy cup, over which both children are fighting viciously. The whining of my children is piercing my ears, only occasionally drowned out by my cries of, “Walk! Don’t run, Savannah!”, “Stay with Mommy, Declan!”, “Savannah, don’t drag him by the hand across the pavement!” etc. It’s not pretty. Oh, and while my children are covered in a thick layer of sunscreen, I can feel the wrinkles around my eyes deepening. I’ve developed a headache, and I’m pretty sure that’s my flip-flop floating in the pool.
The only consoling thought is that all the other moms in the neighborhood look exactly like me (well, maybe not the saggy bum part). They come to the pool each day with a wagon, or a stroller, or a beach bag that is filled to the brim with plastic toys, sunscreen, water bottles, and snacks. Eye contact is abandoned as everyone’s gaze is locked on their children, with an occasional hand reaching out to snatch the back of a child’s swimsuit as he/she stumbles on the pavement. Toys and snacks are traded, tears erupt as a child is scolded for splashing an adult, and the sun beats down relentlessly, ensuring long naps from tired children.
The pool is open. Summer has officially begun.
A Day at the Zoo
May 24, 2008 at 9:16 pm | In Savannah | 1 CommentEarlier this week, Kevin, Linda (my mother-in-law), Savannah, and Declan went to the Riverbank Zoo in Columbia, SC. I, in contrast, had to stay home and take advantage of the quiet time to work on my dissertation. I got a lot done, but I would have much rather spent the day at the zoo.
It was a pretty darn good day for Savannah:
The Top 10 Reasons Why Going to the Zoo is Awesome (in Savannah’s world, particularly):
10. She got to watch a DVD using the portable DVD player during the ride down (1.5 hours).
9. She got to pack a lunch.
8. She got to eat the lunch sitting outside, at a picnic table.
7. She got to spend the entire day with Daddy and Grammy!
6. She went to the potty with Grammy, and the toilet flushed itself!
5. She got to see a cow.
4. She got to see a gorilla up close, with only a piece of glass between it and her (this was favorite of Decky’s too).
3. There was a carousel, which both Savannah and Decky got to ride on.
2. She got to eat Dippin’ Dots ice cream.
1. She got to ride a pony all by herself!
More Random Stuff
May 19, 2008 at 11:05 am | In Day to Day, Random | 4 CommentsA while back I wrote a post called “random stuff”. I thought I’d follow up on some of that stuff, and maybe add some more.
1. Kevin put Savannah to bed the other night. When he did so, he saw her put her thumb in her mouth. If you remember, we just got rid of her pacifier. If I see her doing it again, we are faced with the question: Do we give her back her pacifier so she doesn’t get attached to her thumb?
2. I was offered as job as a half-time school psychologist in a nearby school district, working in an elementary school. I don’t know which school yet, but once I find out, I will probably accept the position. I’ll then be faced with putting Decky in daycare for a couple days a week. Eeek! He’s kind of a momma’s boy, so he’ll probably be one of those kids who cries alot.
3. Well, Stephanie still doesn’t recycle. She refuses. Lou, however, has started recycling. Good job, Lou.
4. Dissertation is going very well. I’m really almost Dr. Tara now.
5. Today is my father-in-law’s birthday. Happy Birthday, John!
6. Dec and I are having a battle of wills. Everytime he eats (which is often, cause he’s a little piggy), he goes “sppppfffftttttt” and food goes everywhere. When I scold him, he grins and then says “sppppppffffftttt” again. The other day, I looked in the mirror and I had dots of green beans all over my face. I’m going to include a video, during which you will see the origins of this behavior. Yes, bad mommy moment. I taught him how to do the behavior about which I am now complaining.
Naptime Antics
May 15, 2008 at 10:12 pm | In Savannah | 3 CommentsSome of you may remember a couple of months ago when I mourned the fact that Savannah no longer waits quietly in her bed in the morning for me to come and get her. Instead, she appears at my bedside, talkative and eager to start her day. Well, to prevent this blessed event from occuring every morning at 6:30 am, I devised a solution.
I bought her an alarm clock that plays music. I set her alarm for 7:10 am, turn it on a very low volume (in case she is by some miracle still sleeping at 7:10 am), and tell her that she cannot come out of her room until she hears the music. From the very first day, she completely understood this concept. She waits in her room, sometimes looking through books or playing with puzzles, and when she hears the music, she comes into our bedroom. My alarm, in contrast, is set for 6:50 am. This way, I get a shower before her chatter barrages me in the morning. It works well for everyone.
We do the same thing at nap time. The alarm is set for approximately the same time that Dec usually wakes up, and she has to stay in her room until the music plays. Usually, she spends the majority of the time sleeping, but occasionally she’ll wake up early and amuse herself until it’s time to come downstairs.
Last night, Kevin went upstairs to help Savannah brush her teeth. As they entered her bathroom (it’s attached to her bedroom), he saw that the cap to the toothpaste was sitting on the counter, but the actual toothpaste was missing. When he asked her where the toothpaste was, she pointed to the window and said, “It’s at Ms. Kelly’s” (our neighbor across the street). After further questioning, Kevin found the toothpaste sitting on the windowsill. Empty. Apparently, after nap, she had sat at the window, gazed at Ms. Kelly’s house, and sucked every last bit of the toothpaste out of the tube. Thankfully, it was the non-toxic infant kind.
After a stern discussion about the perils of eating things that are not food, Kevin suggested that she get into her bed. At this point, she confided, “I got all your stickers, Daddy”. (Background: We are doing a twelve month “walk through” for our home, and we’re supposed to put stickers on all the parts of the drywall that need to be touched up. Therefore, there are about a million stickers dotting every wall in our home, including the walls of Savannah’s bedroom.) She went to the garbage in the bathroom and pulled a cluster of stickers out, all of which had been removed from the walls. Oops. Daddy has some more work to do.
So, now the door between Savannah’s room and the bathroom is locked. No more access for the toothpaste-eating, sticker-stealing girl.
Girls Weekend
May 13, 2008 at 9:23 pm | In Savannah | Leave a Comment
This weekend was all about the girls. Savannah and I flew to Washington, DC to visit Mer, Katie, and Cheryl. Oh, and Rasmus, Katie’s husband, but he worked most of the weekend. We had a great time eating, riding the Metro, and exploring DC.
Description of the above pictures:
Top Left: Mer and Savannah trying out the swings in the park across from Katie’s house.
Top Right: Benjamin, Steve’s 7 month old son. So cute.
Bottom Left: Savannah, asleep in the car on the way home from the airport. Three days of no naps made for a very tired girl.
Bottom Right: Mer and Savannah hanging out at the Museum of Natural History. Savannah was very nervous about seeing the huge dinosaurs at first.
Back at the ranch, Kevin and Dec spent some quality time together. While I think Dec missed me (and I missed him!), I think he enjoyed getting all that time with Daddy. And when I returned home, I learned that Kevin had taught Dec to say, “Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma” and “Rah-rah-rah-rah”, which is great, since Dec has not been making very many advances on his speech.
Sayings from Mom
May 6, 2008 at 8:30 pm | In Family and Friends, Reminiscing | 4 Comments
So, in light of the fact that Mother’s Day is coming up, I’ve been thinking of my mom. I started thinking of phrases that I heard my mother say frequently while growing up. Off of the top of my head, these are the ones that stand out. My brothers may remember different ones.
1. If it was a snake it would have bit ya (Also synonomous with “Are you blind?”. This was usually said to my father, who has the male affliction of asking about the location of an item while staring directly at it. I usually just screech “Are you blind???” to Kevin rather than saying the more tactful version. Or even more rudely, I say, “I’m not telling you, cause it’s right in front of your face.)
2. You’re driving me to drink. (I use this one a lot, usually muttered under my breath during one of Savannah’s tantrums. It makes me feel better.)
3. Were you raised in a barn? (This goes hand-in-hand with “What would your mother think?”, which is said in public in order to immediately disown us when we did something embarrassing. Case in point: My youngest brother let out the most disgusting belch in a restaurant while we were on vacation. People turned their heads. My mother snapped, “What would your mother think?” and was absolved of all blame. Brilliant.)
4. It’s better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. (Said in response to any complaint. And really, how can you dispute that?)
5. I hope you have a child just like you when you grow up (to be fair, she said this to my brother Nathan more than me. He was a rascal. I prefer to think that when she said it to me it was said in loving, admiring tones.)
Happy Mother’s Day, Mom.
Dissertation Progress
May 4, 2008 at 8:21 pm | In Dissertation | 4 CommentsTara
Our Neighbor’s Yard is Dirty
May 2, 2008 at 10:48 am | In Savannah | Leave a CommentConversation today:
Me: Savannah, you’re awake from your nap! (She’s sitting on the floor, with every toy and puzzle off of her bookshelf.)
Savannah: Ms. Kelly’s outside. (Obviously, she has also been looking out the window. Did she sleep at all?)
Me: Yup. (I had seen Ms. Kelly out earlier, mowing her lawn.)
Savannah (thoughtfully): She’s vacuuming her yard.
Me: Oh?
Savannah: Yes, it’s dirty.
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